The Borderland Tourist Agency (Inc., ltd. TM R)


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  • Summary

    Want to roam around The Borderland with a bunch of people you just met but are now your best friends forever and ever (sorry, for the moment. Immediacy and shit) and learn fake shit that was made up on the spot about the sights, history, flora and fauna?

    Full description of yer concept

    Free informative tours of The Borderland to meet new friends and learn useless shit that was made up on the spot?! Count me in!
    I will install (based on budget) a stall/sign/fancy storefront with gold lettering where people can meet up at set times, at least on 2 occasions during the borderland (will do more if it's fun and people like it and if I have other guides join me!) We will set out on a tour of the Borderland, hearing fascinating stories about random shit we see that I or participants make up on the spot. It will be awesome, and people will learn a lot of useless made up shit!

    This is also very much intended for people to meet other people while going on the tour. Come in strangers, leave bffs.

    About the crew / artist

    Improviser, writer, semi-professional bullshitter and marketing professor (see how these are all related?) Also, I am directly descended from Martians, although we are not necessarily any better than humans.

    Description Min amount (DKK) Max amount (DKK)
    Megaphone, so people can hear the tour guide/s (will be kept to non intrusive volume) 150
    Memorabilia and prints (postcards, map, and other paraphernalia - potentially some of this 'beyond minimum' money will go towards fine books for my clown police shift (estimated at 200 kr) 350
    Tent/stall (either some princess tent I can easily buy and carry OR something I can build, maybe with some help!) 300
    Fancy sign to mark spot for departure of the tours 70
    Fancy tourist umbrella 70
    How can other Borderlings co-create with you?

    Would love to hear from interested co conspirators to plan this together!
    Specifically, I could use:
    Tour guides!
    Content writers!
    Someone localish to help with building the meet up place!
    My own personal massage therapist!

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    What is this?

    Hey friend! Welcome to the virtual drawing board of The Borderland. This is the place where we prototype the projects we'll realise during the week in the quarry.

    Dream crew



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    • What is your audio footprint? Yes. It's a tour, and I may have a megaphone, but I will use the minimal volume required so that people notice the tour and can join it without fucking up their shit that they've got going on

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