Car Fucking

Car Fuckers United

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  • Summary

    Are you tired of driving cars? Had enough of fucking humans? Then come to us and fuck a car!

    Full description of yer concept

    Always had that strange feeling in your gut while driving your newly washed car home from the ornitologist's office? While your grip tightens around the hard and vibrating gear stick, you can't avoid thinking about how beautiful that shine of the wheels looks after the last rimjob. Your hand gently stroking the soft leather of the steering wheel, before reaching for the switch for the full beam of the light, flicking it on, and off, and on, and off, and on...

    You, my friend, might be a car fucker! And now you can join us on the car fuckinglot and have a go at your favourite juice guzzling vehicle!

    Car fucking is a practice as old as the car itself! It's safe, legal, and most of all fun! We will provide you with an array of four wheelers to pick from! With clean exhaust pipes in varying sizes, and stiff sticks that can take you into the sixth gear! Diesel, high octane and electrics, we'll have them all! Come on over and put them genitals of yours where they belong!

    Car Fucking - For A Better Future!

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    (Legal disclaimer: car fucking is not safe, car fucking is illegal and punishable with ridicule and extended tortyr, car fucking is not fun. Car Fuckers United takes no responsibility whatsoever for the consequences of anything, in general and in this case in particular. Do not support car fucking; car fucking causes mental distress, early balding, dysentery, leg cramps, a false sense of belonging, and increases the risk of becoming an unwilling participant in 'Battle Royal' influenced gameshows)

    About the crew / artist

    Car Fuckers United is a collaboration between Re:Connect and The Edge.

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    Budget
    Description Amount (DKK)
    Extra tires for burning 9750
    Korn albums 250
    Floodlights 10000
    Massive sound system 30000
    Cars 200000
    How can other Borderlings co-create with you?

    Eh yeah, fuck a car...

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    What is this?

    Hey friend! Welcome to the virtual drawing board of The Borderland. This is the place where we prototype the projects we'll realise during the week in the quarry.

    Dream crew

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      Details

    • Do you need electricity from the grid? How much in Watts? We bring our own generators for the sound system!

    • Will there be light? If we can get the spot that we are wanting, we might be able to light up the whole festival area with our floodlights!

    • Will anything BURN? We will burn around 25 cars, and a stockpile of tires that we saved up over the years.

    • What is your audio footprint? We will play Korn (because that was the closest we could think of that combined car and porn) on extremely high volume during the whole festival.

    • Next random dream

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    crossover event of the century!x