The Borderland Wellness Club

Spa and Resort

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  • Summary

    Welcome to the Borderland Wellness Club Spa & Resort - It is time to treat yourself.
    A luxury spa experience, inspired by the “Plug ‘N Play’ concept of our Mothership, Burning Man.
    To dream – well, that is not necessary when your parents are filthy rich.

    Full description of yer concept

    Announcement 17/05: To avoid "ScarCity", the Wellness Club, Spar and Resort has revised their budget once more, and decreased it with over 5.000kr.
    This does of course mean, that we will be unable to deliver on all our dreams, however we will be able to deliver on the very best of our experiences.
    Avoiding "ScarCity" is a community effort and we are proud to be working together as a team, to make Borderland great.


    The Borderland Wellness Club, Spa and Resort is an end-to-end Dream Project, aiming to offer you a truly Danish, Sarcastic Experience of what a Burn should(n’t) be.

    Enter our Exclusive Membership Area and prepare to treat yourself – after all; you deserve it. Only Diamond Members can enter our fenced in Wellness Club - we built the wall - so we can maintain the appropriate divide between you: the elite, and the others: the riff raff. We value your high standards of co-creation. You will walk on the finest grass from the IUCN protected Patagonia steppe, sit on sun chairs made from brand new plastique de climatè erròsion, warm yourself on japanese tea flown directly, first class to Denmark for the ultimate freshness - we do not recycle, upcycle, anycycle, only brand spanking new for you!

    Receive your Diamond Exclusive Membership Card which offers you a wide range of services, brought to you by our highly skilled caretakers:
    • Receive a massage with different exciting tools of your choice, choose between a sad, angry or happy ending.
    • Relax in our pool - and feel our balls rub against your body.
    • Join our Yoga Sex Doll Classes hosted by our highly skilled Balkan beauty Tama Talizman Toth.
    • All Vegan and Gluten free Facial Smoothies and K-hole Makeovers (drug-free of course..)
    • Join the infamous and highly rewarding SparklePony hunt hosted by our own King 🗝.
    • One-on-one Trigger Warning Rapé Mediation experiences hosted by our good reverent, joining us all the way from the Alabama Church of Rapé.
    • And much much more…

    For our heavy Visuals (Dreams) to make their way to a Burn near your, click on one of those little Grants – mmm, yes. Click harder.

    About the crew / artist

    Our camp is a returning small core of people who welcome burner veterans and inaugurate burner virgins to our camp and to the wondrous world of Borderland. For each year's Borderland we co-create new concepts to satiate our creativity and to stimulate our fellow Borderlings' minds and bodies with experiences they aren't able to shake.

    This year we have the utmost pleasure of being the highly skilled caretakers and Diamond Members visitors of The Borderland Wellness Club - Spa and Resort. We have trained in the arts of servitude, exclusivity and exclusion so our privileged Diamond members can relish in an assorted menu of swanky wellness experiences. Meet the devoted caretakers, we will pamper and prep you, and indulge needs you never thought you had - you deserve it.

    Moop plan (matter out of place)

    Our dedicated caretaker and moop lead will organize a daily moop sweep and a designated moop station, in addition to de-mooping after each wellness experience.

    Description Min amount (DKK) Max amount (DKK)
    Fake Lawn 2200
    Robes 2200
    Transportation 1000
    Decòr (balloons incl. helium, Yoga-Sex dolls ehm.., spa experience and more) 4000
    Robes 2250
    Massage equipment 1500
    K-Hole makeovers 1400
    Snacks/drinks for Diamond Members 1000
    Diamond Exclusive Membership Stickers 1200
    LED strips 1000
    Fence 1500
    Lawn Chairs for Guests 800
    How can other Borderlings co-create with you?

    Are you exhausted from the long days of hanging out in your camp or from expanding your mind and body with workshops? Do you need to prep yourself and your nose for the evening's party? Come relax, be cared for and pampered like your privileged, 1%-self deserves.

    Or perhaps you would like to train in the arts of wellness and offer exclusive treatments to our Diamond members? Our caretakers are highly skilled and will pass on their expertise in a prime educational environment. Come join us at the Borderland Wellness Club - Spa and Resort.

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    Hey friend! Welcome to the virtual drawing board of The Borderland. This is the place where we prototype the projects we'll realise during the week in the quarry.

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    • Do you need electricity from the grid? How much in Watts? 6000

    • Will there be light? We will have a white picket fence with LED lighting to avoid inattentive, tripping people to trip on it and hurt their clumsy little bodies. Also our kitchen tent and Spa and Resort tent will have LED lights.

    • Will anything BURN? We will not have fire and we are using separate tents lower than 3m and smaller than 50m2 - so no need for fire evacuation map.

    • What is your audio footprint? We will have gentle sounds like that of spa experiences and perhaps some funkier tunes for those dancy evenings. We are not a sound camp and our tunes will extend to our camp.

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