Borderland TV is the hallmark of extensive live news reporting, deep digging journalism and the most informative commercial breaks - stay tuned for BTV!
“Welcome to BTV! Your reality anchor among acid flashbacks!
Today; two misunderstood grizzly bears forced Great Britain to become a part of Quebec, a local shepherd fell down a well and drowned while counting his sheep, and the alien invasion force has just released their ultimatum - but first over to Pete outside of My Dick!
Thank you Sue! A terrible collision between a cream caravan and a kundalini stricken hippie has just occured, the ground is littered with cream covered people, allegedly tasting of kumquat. I’m getting closer to get a good lick of one of the victims!“
Borderland TV is here to give you the LATEST NEWS from the Borderland! Find us on the well placed television sets throughout the festival area, or tune in to our very own youtube stream. You can also come and visit the studio in the depths of The Azylum!
Our reporters will frequent the fields for INTERESTING TAKES of the happenings at the festivals and they will be the main providers of KAMIKAZE HARDCORE IN-YOUR-FACE GONZO JOURNALISM!
And in between the news you will be provided with AWARD WINNING COMMERCIALS, brought to you by Recommodification Inc.
BTV is a conglomerate consisting of The Deblarpment's Intelligence Subdivision and Fuktiga Frallans Foto & Film
BTVs reporters are trained in finding and cross-examining MOOP commiters!
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Call us in for a investigation of your camp, or join us in the studio as a lint expert for an extended interview!
Hey friend! Welcome to the virtual drawing board of The Borderland. This is the place where we prototype the projects we'll realise during the week in the quarry.