This year MY DICK will bring the magical clichés of 1000+1 Nights to Borderland. Beside our established services (weird partys & workshops), we will offer a special oriental program including Jinny and the wonderlamp, the Camel experience and much more!
Say "open sesame" and you can enter a stereotypical interpretation of the mystical Orient/ 1001 Nights theme from western people with penis-complexes. MY DICK, your trustful provider of the "early evening place to be and get drunk", will create an oriental Cave of Wonders (careful: not Halal!).
In a romantic atmosphere full of clichés, you will be treated like a sultan in this harem. Your dickish Harem-Servants will serve you slapshots and other special drinks until all of your cheeks are red and swollen. Deep inside the dark and hidden pathways of MY DICK, we found a magical wonder lamp, which if you rub it nice and gentle, a Jinni will emerge and ask you about your deepest and dirtiest wishes. Are you ready to face this mystical and devious creature?! Or perhaps you prefer to pet our beautiful and strong Camel or take a guided Camel-riding tour through Borderland’s green desert? – Whatever you wish for, MY 1000+1 tiny DICK will serve you well and make sure you have an unforgettable experience!
Following our tradition, you will find a colorful workshop-space and our own unique and enchanted Borderland program including naked Yoga, Slapshots for beginners, Mosh-Pit-Ballet, twisting dicks, and much more. Most importantly, you DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT on this year’s first time lottery!! AND the winning prize is not less than a date with the stunning one and only Princess Yasmin (don’t worry, Aladdin gave his consent – he’s not going to send his killer monkey chasing after you!)
By giving us your heart, you will automatically enter the lottery ;)
MY DICK is an international art-collective that was founded at "Spark in the dark" 2016/17. Since then MY DICK appears actively on burns around the world and creates 4D art experiences. We offer different activities and services from Roleplay, to "German Yoga" and naked cake battle. One of our traditions is to provide an early evening Bar and serve our special Slapshots! Our generall statement is "MY DICK can be anything" - so we also have space for your very own riDICKulous ideas! Ask for our DICKtioniary, if we've already awakened your curiosity!
We have experienced camp members and a gorgeous moop station. Besides, we never had troubles with moop in the last two years of Borderland. You can check the stats here https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SC9aZCLOfXvOdQK4yTSZZPXSDjZTwhWuCEAiUcjIqOk/edit?copiedFromTrash#gid=0
|Description||Min amount (DKK)||Max amount (DKK)|
|Building material outdoor area beduin style (wood, tarp)||1119|
|Oriental tables for Indoor and Outdoor area||1119|
|Jinni lamp building materials||373|
|Cosy seating for Indoor and Outdoor (seat cushions, low sofas)||1119|
|Lighting (oriental lamps, chandelier, fairy lights)||746|
|Fabrics (for walls and ceiling)||373|
|Carpets (hope to find a flying one ;-))||746|
|Flooring of the Yurt||746|
|Support Transport (truck rental)||2238|
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Hey friend! Welcome to the virtual drawing board of The Borderland. This is the place where we prototype the projects we'll realise during the week in the quarry.