MY 1000+1 tiny DICK


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  • Summary

    This year MY DICK will bring the magical clichés of 1000+1 Nights to Borderland. Beside our established services (weird partys & workshops), we will offer a special oriental program including Jinny and the wonderlamp, the Camel experience and much more!

    Full description of yer concept

    Say "open sesame" and you can enter a stereotypical interpretation of the mystical Orient/ 1001 Nights theme from western people with penis-complexes. MY DICK, your trustful provider of the "early evening place to be and get drunk", will create an oriental Cave of Wonders (careful: not Halal!).

    In a romantic atmosphere full of clichés, you will be treated like a sultan in this harem. Your dickish Harem-Servants will serve you slapshots and other special drinks until all of your cheeks are red and swollen. Deep inside the dark and hidden pathways of MY DICK, we found a magical wonder lamp, which if you rub it nice and gentle, a Jinni will emerge and ask you about your deepest and dirtiest wishes. Are you ready to face this mystical and devious creature?! Or perhaps you prefer to pet our beautiful and strong Camel or take a guided Camel-riding tour through Borderland’s green desert? – Whatever you wish for, MY 1000+1 tiny DICK will serve you well and make sure you have an unforgettable experience!

    Following our tradition, you will find a colorful workshop-space and our own unique and enchanted Borderland program including naked Yoga, Slapshots for beginners, Mosh-Pit-Ballet, twisting dicks, and much more. Most importantly, you DON’T WANT TO MISS OUT on this year’s first time lottery!! AND the winning prize is not less than a date with the stunning one and only Princess Yasmin (don’t worry, Aladdin gave his consent – he’s not going to send his killer monkey chasing after you!)

    By giving us your heart, you will automatically enter the lottery ;)

    About the crew / artist

    MY DICK is an international art-collective that was founded at "Spark in the dark" 2016/17. Since then MY DICK appears actively on burns around the world and creates 4D art experiences. We offer different activities and services from Roleplay, to "German Yoga" and naked cake battle. One of our traditions is to provide an early evening Bar and serve our special Slapshots! Our generall statement is "MY DICK can be anything" - so we also have space for your very own riDICKulous ideas! Ask for our DICKtioniary, if we've already awakened your curiosity!

    Moop plan (matter out of place)

    We have experienced camp members and a gorgeous moop station. Besides, we never had troubles with moop in the last two years of Borderland. You can check the stats here

    Description Min amount (DKK) Max amount (DKK)
    Building material outdoor area beduin style (wood, tarp) 1119
    Oriental tables for Indoor and Outdoor area 1119
    Jinni lamp building materials 373
    Cosy seating for Indoor and Outdoor (seat cushions, low sofas) 1119
    Lighting (oriental lamps, chandelier, fairy lights) 746
    Fabrics (for walls and ceiling) 373
    Carpets (hope to find a flying one ;-)) 746
    Flooring of the Yurt 746
    Support Transport (truck rental) 2238
    How can other Borderlings co-create with you?

    Yes, sure! Just contact us via our Facebook Group.

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    What is this?

    Hey friend! Welcome to the virtual drawing board of The Borderland. This is the place where we prototype the projects we'll realise during the week in the quarry.

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    • Do you need electricity from the grid? How much in Watts? Approx. 2000 watt for lights, small sound system, projectors

    • Will there be light? YES! MY DICK brings illuminated art projects for indoor and outdoor (mostly illuminated with LEDs).

    • Will anything BURN? There will be no open fire, but we will bring fire-extinguishers.

    • What is your audio footprint? Moderate audio footprint: MY DICK isn't a soundcamp, but famous for its outstanding playlist full of riDICKulous songs that will make you squirt. We don't play music all night long.

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