The Return of The Cuntemple

My Cunt

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  • Summary

    We cunt help ourselves, the juicy pulsating Cuntemple is back! Open, eager and she will not let you take yourself too serious as you play seriously in her.

    Full description of yer concept

    The Cuntemple is a playspot for our creative fantasies, the first stop shop of silly sex ed workshops and experiences and safe for all.
    The Cuntemple does not like to be monogamous - the more the better, she wants you all to come and co-create in her. Do you want to organise an erogenous zone treasure hunt? Are you a en epic motivational genital speaker? Do you have a secret skill, fantasy or yearning to just talk and play your way to make us all happier, healthier, hornier and the world a better place? Then come, come some more and make it a safe, challenging, ridiculous, humours place that we all need.

    We need some dream grants to do her over, LIGHTS, CUSHIONS and workshop materials that we know you will all love. You will see her by her her large red, big vulvic entrance and the warm, glowing veins.

    Activities that we want to see happen are: do you want to facilitate? Come and play!

    Pubic salon with climaxing glittergasms
    Audio Porn - put on the head phones and you’ll be in the middle of your dirtiest fantasies
    BDSM Meditation (“Take a deep breath. I said deep! Now, your dirty little boy!”)
    The Guided Fuck - find a partner, put on the head phones and just follow the instructions. Fucking has never been as easy!
    Sex education that you always wish you had
    Make the ultimate sex tip guidebook
    Love letters to my genitals
    Kundalini for dummies/kundalini quest
    Best of tinder dates contest
    Erogenous zone treasure hunt
    Reclaim your virginity - we never lost
    Loliop sex tutorial

    How can other Borderlings co-create with you?

    Yes please! Join our (secret) Facebookgroup or contact

    What is this?

    Hey friend! Welcome to the virtual drawing board of The Borderland. This is the place where we prototype the projects we'll realise during the week in the quarry.

    Dream crew




    • Do you need electricity from the grid? How much in Watts? Yes, to get some lights at night.

    • Will there be light? Yes, with lots of red LED-lights to increase the feeling of that warm, pulsating womb.

    • Will anything BURN? The Cuntemple is not a dangerous place.

    • What is your audio footprint? Moans and laughs. But just continue to walk pass if it bothers you "Nothing to see here! Move along."

    • Next random dream