Many Borderlings have been seen messing around with their sensory apparatus causing side effects such as furry limps and glitter rashes. We must stand by our doctoral oath and help these bewildered beings back to re-reality re-calibrating their apparatus.
Too many borderlings have been seen messing around the Borderland with their sensory apparatus, getting 'themselves' mixed up with 'usothers' and worse! Causing long lasting side effects, such as furry limps, glitter rashes and uncontrollable giggling. We must stand by our doctoral oath and help these bewildered beings back to re-reality, re-calibrating their apparatus.
We have to bring our best cognition examination devices. Pushing things to the limits of perception - we have to go all the way to be able to go back.
The clinic features various cognition examination devices for all the senses.
After a thorough examination Borderlings will get different diagnoses which means different treatments targeting different senses. For this we will have a wide range of various cognition examination devices.
1) GANZFELD TREATMENT:
Borderlings are equipped with headphones playing white noise in their ears and red light in their vision which deprives them from their hearing and seeing senses. This treatment allows the others senses to be re-calibrated.
2) LATEX VACUUM BODY BAG TREATMENT:
Those Borderlings who have too much energy to know what to do with it are put in our Latex Vacuum Body Bag. The bag is emptied from air, creating a tight vacuum around their bodies. Like a full-body-bear-hug with a plastic bag.
3) VOICE RECALIBRATION TREATMENT:
After some days in the quarry some Borderlings find themselves unable to understand the words of their fellow quarry friends. With Voice re-calibration treatment we use two sets of headphones and sound devices to help them get back into tune with what is being said around them.
4) TASTE BUDS TREATMENT:
Are you bitter and sour? After having the special Borderland diet for a couple of days must Borderlings find themselves unable to be sweet. We re-calibrate the tastebuds.
We are a part of the Shadow Bunnies camp featuring projects like the Dream Radio 99,0 FM, The Slime Pit, The Monster Battle Arena, Quaryoke, Bubbles, Bunny Bio, Paint with your Body and the best washing and trash sorting station in the quarry.
We will invite Borderlings to be examinated, diagnosed and treated in the clinic. Borderlings that have their own cognition examination devices are most welcome to join too!
Hey friend! Welcome to the virtual drawing board of The Borderland. This is the place where we prototype the projects we'll realise during the week in the quarry.