Fluortanten

Henrik Klasson

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    45


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    Granting disabled

  • Summary

    The iconic fluortanten - the Swedish government's 70's state socialism version of the Tooth fairy - will travel the Borderland, providing protection for the enamel of its co-creators.

    Full description of concept

    Behold, the fluortant, guardian of the enamel, the punisher of caries and protector of the grin!

    During The Borderland she will once again roam the earth, now set to ensure the Borderlings dental health is kept secure during the event. With her ritualised borderline-Stasi way of pouring fluoride into medicine cups, then urging the pupils to rinse in in their mouths for at least a minut, aslo under ritualised forms. to the tunes of the classic guitar anthem Zorba the Greek the Borderlings will then learn how to keep there grin as shining as their personas, and for those brave enough there will aslo be additional beverages to rinse their palates with. Among many, the medical vitamin shot Malvitona, made popular during the days of AIDS and alcohol, i.e. the 80's, to stimulate the appetite of those starved due to the illness of fashion.

    The fluortant-team is ambulatory, just like in the good ol' days, and will during the sunny afternoons and early evening (i.e dinner time) roam around the Borderland to ensure the smile on everyone's face is one of good dental standard!

    LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!

    About the group/Artist

    My Dick International Art Collective

    Team and plan

    During the afternoon/early evening the fluortant-team will move around the Borderland, providing the Borderlings with the opportunity of enjoying themselves and preserving their dental health at the same time.

    Things needed:
    - Costume (already secured!).
    - Flouride flush - lots and lots of it! 10ml/person
    - MOOP container for the fluor (see MOOP plan)
    - Plastic cups - MOOP!
    - Mintu/Listerin, just for the confusion and top up - Which one do you take first!?
    - Orange juice in a hip flask (fickplunta), making it body temperature, for the brave once!
    - Malvitona! There fruity medical vitamin shot, good for stimulating appetite!

    Moop plan (matter out of place)

    - Small plastic cups - MOOP, sorted by us in carry-on MOOP-bag.
    - MOOP container for the fluor (gray water) - a spit-cone with a hose that leads down to a bottle.

    Budget overview

    Things needed:
    - Costume (already secured - not budgeted for!).
    - Tape palyer for Zorba the Greek (brought on our own).
    - Flouride flush - lots and lots of it! 10ml/person
    - MOOP container for the fluor (see MOOP plan)
    - Plastic cups - MOOP!
    - Mintu/Listerin, just for the confusion and top up - Which one do you take first!?
    - Orange juice in a hip flask (fickplunta), making it body temperature, for the brave once!
    - Malvitona! There fruity medical vitamin shot, good for stimulating appetite!

    IDEAL BUDGET:
    Plastic cups (bring our own)
    MOOP solution (cone+hose+empty bottle) - 100 DKK
    Dentan mint 500ml flush á 54 DKK, 6L --> 54*12 = 648
    Malvitona, 172 DKK x6 bottels --> 1026 DKK
    Orange juice concentrate á 9 DKK, 5L --> 9*5= 45 DKK
    Other beverages (Mintu, Caluha, Lucky shot (it's discusting, we tried last year) and so on); 4L = 400 DKK
    TOTAL: 2219 = 2222 DKK (divine number).

    MINIMUM BUDGET:
    Plastic cups (bring our own)
    MOOP solution (cone+hose+empty bottle (= re-use of fluoride?)) - 100 DKK
    Dentan mint 500ml flush á 54 DKK, 6L --> 54*12 = 648
    Other beverages (gifted from community)
    TOTAL: 748 DKK = 750 DKK ish.

    How can other borderlings cocreate with you?

    Bring fluoride, Listerin, Mintuu, Malvitona and other things to gift to enhance your trip to the Borderland!

    Wanna be Guardian of the enamel? Send us an email and we'll arrange something!

    What is this?

    Congratulations! You've stumbled upon something special. Borderland is a participatory festival that takes place in Boesdal, Denmark. It's a fully participatory event where everything is created by the participants themselves, with out any spectators.

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    • Do you need electricity from the grid? No.

    • Will there be light? No. Daytime activity.

    • Will anything burn? No.

    • What is your audio footprint? People's extatic screams as we enter the scene? We might play Zorba the Greek on an old tape recorder for extra effect, so still minimal sound footprint.

    • Forces of nature We're mobile and things will be stored in our camp, so no things will be flying off.

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